From Terry Pratchett’s novel The Wee Free Men:
A few children were waiting on the benches inside the booth for the lesson to begin, but the teacher was still standing out in front, in the hope of filling up the empty spaces.
“Hello little girl,” he said, which was only his first big mistake. I’m sure you want to know all about hedgehogs, eh?
“I did this one last summer,” said Tiffany.
The man looked closer, and his grin faded. “Oh, yes,” he said. “I remember. You asked all those … little questions.”
“I would like a question answered today,” said Tiffany.
“Provided it’s not the one about how you get baby hedgehogs,” said the man.
“No,” said Tiffany patiently. “It’s about zoology.”
“Zoology, eh? That’s a big word, isn’t it.”
“No, actually, it isn’t,” said Tiffany. “Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.”