Evening Update | Alexandra Wallace has released an apology.

A white student’s video mocking Asians at UCLA has gone viral since it was posted to YouTube on Friday.

There’s a Facebook group, a bunch of response videos (some funny-but-unfortunately-sexist, some just gross, and some totally righteous), a tut-tutting statement from the university, a Y U NO meme, and on and on and on.

The inevitable AutoTune remix is really catchy, by the way. Be warned.

The full transcript can be found at Angry Asian Man, but here are some excerpts for those in a rush to fill out their bingo cards.

  • So we know that I’m not the most politically correct person so don’t take this offensively.
  • I don’t mean it toward any of my friends. I mean it toward random people that I don’t even know in the library.
  • The problem is these hordes of Asian people that UCLA accepts into our school every single year.
  • Their moms and their brothers and their sisters and their grandmas and their grandpas and their cousins and everybody that they know that they’ve brought along from Asia with them.
  • You will always see old Asian people running around this apartment complex every weekend. That’s what they do.
  • Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library.
  • Ohhhh, ching chong ling long ting tong. Ohhhhh.
  • I swear they’re going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.
  • Even if you’re not Asian you really shouldn’t be on your cell phone in the library but I’ve just never seen that happen before.
  • So thank you for listening and have a nice day.

That’s going to leave a mark. More to come, I assume.